Quatations about men

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.  ~Mae West


My theory is that men are no more liberated than women.  ~Indira Gandhi


All men are not slimy warthogs.  Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs.  But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.  ~Cynthia Heimel


If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.  ~Rita Mae Brown


The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts.  Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon.  ~Harry G. Johnson


No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.  ~Knights of Pythagoras


Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy fat women.  ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander


Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.  Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.  ~Katharine Hepburn


If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem.  ~Jason Love


When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.  ~Lenore Coffee


No nice men are good at getting taxis.  ~Katherine Whitehorn, the Observer, 1977


The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it.  The second time you look to see if the basement has termites.  It's the same with men.  ~Lupe Velez


Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness.  It's the men who are discriminated against.  They can't bear children.  And no one's likely to do anything about that.  ~Golda Meir


Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.  ~Jean Kerr, The Snake Has All the Lines, 1960


The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough.  ~Germaine Greer


All women become like their mothers.  That is their tragedy.  No man does.  That's his.  ~Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895


I want a man who's kind and understanding.  Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?  ~Zsa Zsa Gabor


Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.  ~Francesca M. Cancian


A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.  ~Helen Rowland


When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.  When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.  ~Author Unknown


Men wake up aroused in the morning.  We can't help it.  We just wake up and we want you.  And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?"  It's because we can't see you.  We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.  ~Andy Rooney


It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.  ~Helen Rowland


A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.  ~Lana Turner


Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.  ~Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1899


When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.  ~Jean Giraudoux


If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?  How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?  ~Linda Ellerbee


They say women talk too much.  If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.  ~Clare Booth Luce


There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.  ~Camille Paglia


It's a man's world, and you men can have it.  ~Katherine Anne Porter


I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.  ~George Jean Nathan


Men were made for war.  Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.  ~Alice Thomas Ellis


Sometimes I think if there was a third sex men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me.  ~Amanda Vail


He is every other inch a gentleman.  ~Rebecca West


A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.  ~Helen Rowland


A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is.  I don't think it works like that.  I think it's the opposite.  I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become.  ~Anita Wise


Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man as twice its natural size.  ~Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929


It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.  ~Mae West


Macho doesn't prove mucho.  ~Zsa Zsa Gabor


Some men have a den in their home, while others just growl all over the house.  ~Author Unknown