Lets compare girls with guyz…

Arguments:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
 argument.


Future:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


Success:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his 
wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


Dressing Up:
A lady will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, 
empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the
 post.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


Mirrors:
Men will check themselves in a bathroom mirror.
Women will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors,spoons,store windows, and even bald guy's heads.


And now......


                 Beer Test


What is a Beer Test?


        Scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of 
female hormones.


       To prove their theory:


the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints ( 12*570 ml) of beer
 observed that 100% of them:


-gained weight
-talked excessivelly without making sense 
-became emotional
-couldn't drive without making an accident a day